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\"relidic\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I aim to continually update\/improve this page with new entries, so feel free to check back regularly.<\/p>\n

A<\/span> <\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n

Africa:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. God’s least favourite part of planet earth.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Apologetics:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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    1. A verbose way of saying \u201cGod did it\u201d.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    2. Finding a gap in scientific knowledge and declaring \u201cGod did it\u201d.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    3. The habit of following the word \u201ctherefore\u201d with \u201cGod did it\u201d.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    4. Use of semantics and circular reasoning to reach the conclusion that \u201cGod did it\u201d.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    5. The uncanny ability to convince the less-informed that \u201cwe don\u2019t know\u201d actually means \u201cGod did it\u201d.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    6. God did it.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    7. It was God.<\/strong><\/li>\n
    8. Gawd<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Atheism<\/strong><\/span>:<\/span><\/p>\n

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      1. The faith-based ideology of believing in nothing and worshipping Satan simultaneously.<\/strong><\/li>\n
      2. The act of eating babies.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        AtheismPlus<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

        1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>The desire to be free from god, whilst retaining dogmatic nonsense and a holier than thou attitude<\/b>.
        \n2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>A group striving for a version of ‘equality’ which assumes people of god having nothing valuable to contribute regarding social justice, women’s rights, racism, homophobia and transphobia.<\/b>
        \n3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>Championing of Free Speech<\/b>*<\/span>
        \n\u00a0<\/b>
        \n*The following are exceptions indicating which topics certain types of people (also known as other human beings) have no right to speak on.<\/span>
        \n\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/span>
        \nRacism:<\/i><\/b> White people<\/i>
        \n\u00a0<\/i>
        \nWomen’s Rights and Feminism:<\/i><\/b> Man people<\/i>
        \n\u00a0<\/i>
        \nLGBT rights:<\/i><\/b> Straight and non-transgender people.<\/i>
        \n\u00a0<\/i><\/b>
        \nThe Moon:<\/i><\/b> People who have never visited the moon.<\/i>
        \n\u00a0<\/i>
        \nCats:<\/b> People who have never been a cat.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

        4. <\/b>Diet Secularism<\/b><\/p>\n

        5. <\/b>Fat Free Humanism<\/b><\/p>\n

        6. <\/b>The act of hijacking the growing interest in an expanding ‘community’ to further your own\u00a0divisive socio-political agenda.<\/b>\u00a0<\/i>
        \n\u00a0<\/i>
        \ne.g., Justin Bieber is getting more popular. I’m a Belieber. Plus men and white people are silly. #BieberPlus<\/i><\/p>\n

        7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>Allergy to criticism <\/b>
        \n\u00a0<\/b>
        \ne.g.
        \nPatient<\/b>: “Doctor, someone disagreed with my viewpoint, so         I labelled them an abusive misogynistic troll and had them added to a block list application<\/a>. Is it serious?”
        \nDoctor<\/b>: “It sounds to me like you have a strong case of AtheismPlus”.
        \nPatient<\/b>: “Since you’re not an over-sensitive adult-toddler with a victim complex yourself, what gives you the right to make that diagnosis?”
        \nDoctor<\/b>:\u00a0 “Get out”.
        \nPatient<\/b>: “Ok”.<\/p>\n

        8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>A transparent misandry Veil (Also available in Black<\/b>*<\/span>)
        \n*Only if you are black.<\/span><\/p>\n

        Unbiased Poll:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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